Funny Kids

May 11, 2016:

Scene: Playing Restaurant. R is being the chef. D is being the waitress. V is being bus-girl.

Mom: I’ll have spaghetti and meatballs and dolphin meat please (don’t hate, dolphin meat was tonight’s special at this particular cafe).

D: OK! R, cook up the dolphin meat!

Mom: Wait, scratch the spaghetti and meatballs. I’ll have a fried egg instead.

D: OK, R, did you hear that? Make a fried egg and you have to scratch the spaghetti!



May 8, 2016: